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Omg ego's a scary thing in the hands of the knowledge-less I should know Bless
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Clever Bloke
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love it.. a little vintage remind's me of me
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..it's All Smoke & Mirror's Roy...
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I thought as we're getting into the Christmas spirit (Kinda) I'd post some old faithful Christmas Cracker jokes, they're really rubbish so here they are
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
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DR Chris... very dr
Brother Ziggy posted a joke about a RastaMan I thought I'd share... for these purposes, the time is Christ Mass Eve
So....
A Rastaman goes to visit a friend in the States One Christmas Eve.. He Knocks the Door & Get's the Answer & Get's the Answer Who Is It?
The Rastaman replies "It is I &I, Jah Rastafari, King of Kings & Lord of Lord, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, Son of Haile Selassie I"
The Person, Unfamiliar with Rastfarian Culture Replies"I am but One Man & You Are Many.. I Can Not Possibly Let You All In.... Have You Tried The Inn Across The Street??? He Has a Barn Out Back If You Need More Room"
Brother Ziggy posted a joke about a RastaMan I thought I'd share... for these purposes, the time is Christ Mass Eve
So....
A Rastaman goes to visit a friend in the States One Christmas Eve.. He Knocks the Door & Get's the Answer & Get's the Answer Who Is It?
The Rastaman replies "It is I &I, Jah Rastafari, King of Kings & Lord of Lord, Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, Son of Haile Selassie I"
The Person, Unfamiliar with Rastfarian Culture Replies"I am but One Man & You Are Many.. I Can Not Possibly Let You All In.... Have You Tried The Inn Across The Street??? He Has a Barn Out Back If You Need More Room"
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not sure this is funny, but...
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Rise of the Dog Side...
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Snickers Commercials starring Aretha Franklin, Liza Minnelli, Joan Collins & Stephanie Beacham
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